Spent my whole wednesday on FYP/project meeting. Met in town to discuss, thereafter rush for tuition at Yishun. and i met this very irritating cab driver.

He took CTE(SLE) from orchard to yishun and at the expressway, he was driving at 50km/h. i was so pissed, cuz im late for tuition and he still drive machiam see scenery. I looked at my watch, it was 3.25pm, so i said:

ME: ERM sorry uncle, can u try to reach the place by 3.30pm?
IRRITATING UNCLE: what? what you say?
ME: (deaf isit, must be not paying attention while driving la) Can you reach by 3.30pm?
IRRITATING UNCLE: 3.30pm? ok.

And he continues driving at 50km/h...-_-

finally when i reach yishun, this uncle makes mi more furious.

ME: uncle, please don't turn here. Go straight then U-TURN.
IRRITATING UNCLE: wad?
ME: (*&^%#%^&%#) DON'T turn here. GO STRAIGHT.

he drove straight.

ME: Uncle, please make a U-TURN here.
IRRITATING UNCLE: turn right here hur?
ME: I mean U-TURN.

AND HE TURNS RIGHT.....(*&^%&%^#%^&%#%^&#

fed up can, and he have to drive all the way to the other road, make a big round and u-turn back. it was already 3.35pm.

ME: UNCLE, I SAID U-TURN, NOT TURN RIGHT.
IRRITATING UNCLE: what? u-turn? you never tell me earlier.
ME: (pissed off) I TOLD YOU TWO TIMES BEFOREHAND ALREADY!

Towards the end of the road...

IRRITATING UNCLE: now turn right?
ME: NO, U-TURN TO THAT PLACE.
ME: U-TURN, NOT TURN RIGHT!

and he u-turn, and drove t 50km/h (p.s. he is driving a new taxi.)

in the end i paid 15 bucks, instead of my normal 8 bucks. -_-

after tuition, rushed down to queenstown for another FYP discussion with a lady. hop onto cab again, i was late for tuition, and i was late for the meeting.(moral: don't arrange tuition in between -_-)

this young cab driver is v good, he drives at good speed, find the shortest route for mi and takes time to read the map i printed. cuz im going to lock road, this very ulu but expensive and posh place.

then on the road, we saw this yellow lamborghini on street. the uncle and i had this fnny conversation:

FUNNY UNCLE: whah, what a waste of money leh. buy such a expensive car and let the tyres scratch across the road.
ME: -_-" aboh then, buy the car and put at home 'bai mei' meh? but true la, singapore so small, drive so expensive car abit waste money.
FUNNY UNCLE: ya lor, summore cannot speed. see, my taxi and his car end up on the same road. but hai singapore so many rich people leh.if only i can drive that....
ME: aiya uncle dont compare la, ren bi ren hui qi si ren la.

then i suddenly pop out a sentence

ME: see, the yellow colour so OBIANG! not nice lah
FUNNY UNCLE: -fainted- XIAO JIE, LAMBORGHINI LEH!

ME: i know, so what? i don't like the colour.
FUNNY UNCLE: -fainted-

And he goes again inplying how envious he was...

FUNNY UNCLE: sit in lamborghini is like sitting on the floor, very low one.
ME: aiyo so cham, can see anot? buy such a expensive car to sit on the floor.
FUNNY UNCLE: -_-" XIAO JIE, LAMBORGHINI LEH!

in the end, he drove to ask mi to see if the driver is young or old.

i took a peep. wahlou, so low and window so black, it's so difficult to see a thing lor.

ME: it's a young man.
FUNNY UNCLE: wah so young drive lamborghini liao ah........

taking a closer look...
ME: Omg! NO leh! the driver has long hair! it's a young woman!
FUNNY UNCLE: WAH women nowadays more POWER!

in the end my cab fare reaches twenty-seven bucks. ouch

thankfully, it wasn't a wasted trip. the person was a strong and fierce lady. but im sure she makes a good intervew. hai, after every meeting, with new things explored, i always have problem imagining how our documentary is gona look like again.