Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails....

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Women, think you know us?

Avenue Q - The Musical


“The Internet Is For Porn”, “I’m Not Wearing Underwear Today”, “It Sucks to Be Me”…. These are just some of the hilarious songs that make Avenue Q unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

Currently one of the hottest shows in the London's West End and on Broadway, Avenue Q is a fabulously furry and fun-filled romp featuring an ensemble of actors and some very adult-minded puppets. It’s ‘Sesame Street’ with a very grown up twist!

Too bad it is gona end on 16 November. :(

One week of 'STUDY BREAK' officially begins. It begins with me rushing to Woodlands Library today, hoping to get a good seat. These people, chop the seat and head for breakfast. Age is catching up, I couldn't reach before 10am as before.

The process is slow. I hope i can just burn the whole stack of TCM notes and gobble it down my throat. After memorising the functions of heart, liver, spleen, kidney and lungs, i was tired. -_-

Read up more for media law. The disgustingly thick stack of notes was HORRIBLE.

Met Lishan for dinner at AJISEN. the crayfish ramen was real yummy! or perhaps i was hungry.

Then walk around the pasar malam in woodlands. Bought a piece of dress for 10 bucks. so cheap. And I broke a hanger while trying to place it over my head. DAMN. We both were trying to act cool and as if nothing has happened. It was damn hilarious. And instead of leaving immediately, i hold on to the broken hanger and that piece of dress and we stood there and I wondered if I should confess and buy the dress.

In the end, we walk off. Sorry uncle! :p I dunnoe my head so big. -_-

Lotsa nice shows lately. We initially wana catch SING TO THE DAWN but considering the fact that Im gona have exams real soon, i shall be a good girl and head home.

Uncle is leaving for China this coming Monday and he will bring Xiao Hei and his family back next Saturday. We helped him with the last minute visa application. All he did was to stand there and complain how lousy the government and the system is.

Sorry Shuli! Cannot attend your bday KTV tml! :(
Sorry Michelle, have to post celebrate ur birthday agn! :(

This space is not gona be updated till the end of my exams. The thought of it just leaves me with no mood -_-

闭门修行至11月24日

Last but not least, something interesting to share!

Women, think you know us?


Element : WOMEN

Symbol : WO+

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopesmay vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature.

2. Freezes at any temperature.

3. Melts with correct chemical reaction.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet with proper chemical addition.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning.

3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.

4. Most powerful money reducing agent.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

WARNING

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.

BE CAUTIOUS!

Dumb piece of shit, isnt it?

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