Went to see my face doctor today and I was amused by him.
ME: "Doc, can you give me two set of facial foam and cream as I will be on holiday for the whole month of May."
DOC: "Ok. But make sure you keep to the regime. How's the facial foam? It is too dry for you?"
ME: "Okay. Sometimes my face still oily."
DOC: "When you come back from holiday, I will give you Acrtoin pills. It will help you prevent oiliness in your face."
ME: "Why don't give me now?
DOC: "I can give you now. BUT you must promise me that you cannot get pregnant."
HELLO DOCTOR!
I am going for Graduation Trip, not honeymoon.
And New Zealand only has MOO MOOs and MEH MEHs,
How can I ever get pregnant over there? -_-
And when I came out to collect my medicine. The nurse has to let me sign a form to state that I know I cannot get pregnant 1 mth before, during and 1 mth after taking the medication. And she said,
SHE: "After you read finish, ask your Mummy to sign here (My aunty was with me). Below 21 years old, parents must sign."
ME: "HUH? Aunty, I am 23 years old already."
SHE: "AIYO! YOU LOOK SO YOUNG! I THOUGHT YOU STILL HAVEN'T 21 YEARS OLD! Then you sign, you sign."
I take that as a compliment. I don't want to look older than my age.
Women age very fast.
I am still amused by my doctor who thinks that I may get pregnant during my New Zealand trip. But who knows?
ME: "Doc, can you give me two set of facial foam and cream as I will be on holiday for the whole month of May."
DOC: "Ok. But make sure you keep to the regime. How's the facial foam? It is too dry for you?"
ME: "Okay. Sometimes my face still oily."
DOC: "When you come back from holiday, I will give you Acrtoin pills. It will help you prevent oiliness in your face."
ME: "Why don't give me now?
DOC: "I can give you now. BUT you must promise me that you cannot get pregnant."
HELLO DOCTOR!
I am going for Graduation Trip, not honeymoon.
And New Zealand only has MOO MOOs and MEH MEHs,
How can I ever get pregnant over there? -_-
And when I came out to collect my medicine. The nurse has to let me sign a form to state that I know I cannot get pregnant 1 mth before, during and 1 mth after taking the medication. And she said,
SHE: "After you read finish, ask your Mummy to sign here (My aunty was with me). Below 21 years old, parents must sign."
ME: "HUH? Aunty, I am 23 years old already."
SHE: "AIYO! YOU LOOK SO YOUNG! I THOUGHT YOU STILL HAVEN'T 21 YEARS OLD! Then you sign, you sign."
I take that as a compliment. I don't want to look older than my age.
Women age very fast.
I am still amused by my doctor who thinks that I may get pregnant during my New Zealand trip. But who knows?
Aunty took leave today and cooked dinner for us. Curry Pork Ribs, Fried Egg, Pickled Cai Xin and Bittergourd soup. ALL MY FAVOURITES!
苦瓜汤，我来了！~
什么是爱？
Do，是初恋，
Re，是肉欲，
Mi，是肉欲后初恋般的甜蜜；
“长大以后，我想要的那个。那个窗户里面，他们小小的幸福。”
爱的发声练习 My So Called Love
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